April 29, 2015
Following his recent amputation, Mr. Harris claims to still feel both his arms, even though one of them is missing.
This may not seem out of the ordinary; I understand many amputees experience whats known as ‘Phantom Limb Syndrome’.
However, what’s surprising about this situation is that several of my female patients claim to have felt the phantom limb too, particularly in the shower room and the ladies lavatory.
To make matters worse, the amputated arm also claims to be able to still feel Mr. Harris, and we’re given to believe this is true following yesterdays demonstration of sponaneous ejaculation.
We’re lost as to how we should proceed; we’re hoping that the phantom limb simply goes away of its own accord, but if it doesn’t then we’ll surely have to amputate Mr. Harris’s legs to hinder its movements around the Home!
Helga Walters (Housekeeper)